| Jun. 27th, 2006 @ 04:42 pm Back in Black |
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State of Existence:  cheerful
Ok so i'm back in town yatches, Let the Festivities Commence! ...no seriously, let em.
But really, im enjoying being back in town, I'm enjoying my first summer with a car and having right now more freedom than ive ever had pretty much. Anyway, I should be good for maybe 2 social things a week on weeknights and whatever on the weekends. The biology program is pretty interesting, and I feel I can definitely ace it. Anyway, to business...
Last night I saw Brick...which I really think has topped my list as the greatest movie of all time...and I don't let movies do that in a state of temporary hype, Movies only do that when i think they will stand the test of time. It's crazy good, though youll want to bring a thesaurus..."I'll wait." No but really, go see this fucking movie.
Also of interest, on my way to school this morning a dog jumped in front of my car...ok lemme back up: I'm heading down summer, approaching the bridge. Guy on bicycle rounds corner onto summer on sidewalk (no big deal, right?), but he is being followed by this dog, which is apparently big on making wide turns out into traffic. Still not huge, as the car in front of me is the one with the problem while the dog gets back on the goddamn sidewalk...The dog gets back on the sidewalk of the bridge, and even jumps up and puts his front paws up to look over the side of the bridge. The car in front of me moves on, "Thank god," I think to myself. So I hit the accelerator to get back up to speed, at which point the dog bounces off the bridge railing he was leaning against and is instantly out in the road, happily running in front of me while looking right at my car...like the classic stupid dog coming over to say hello to your fender...So I slam on the breaks and try to swerve around it. Luckily there werent any other cars around...but I dont swerve in time, and I hear a thump against the front right of my car...I'm freaking out, but before I can even make the decision to stop the car and call 911 or some shit like that, I see the dog running away in my side view, and turn around to watch him high tail it out of there....so I suppose I managed to slow down enough and swerve enough to just make it a glancing blow, not even stunning the dog...and I check my car when I get to Rhodes, and it doesnt have a mark on it...So I guess I really didnt end up hitting the dog that hard, but it was damn scary anyhow.
OK well that was my trauma of the day. Cyall around, I can't wait to see the people I didnt see at the movie last night <3
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